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And after she did some jello shots she told the pilot to take a rest and decided to land the plane by herself:

Now I remember why I thought I was dodging sniper fire in Bosnia it was the Ice cracking in my glass ! HICK !

I’m never going to put this cellphone back on ring!

Wheeeee!!

And the unacceptable:
“Brian, are you trying to finger me again?”

“lower,mmmmm, a little to the left, oh, you got it……..”

“Jeffrey the intern looks very excited to have his hands on experience with Candidate Clinton.”

I don’t need no stinking airplane to fly, WHEE WOOPIE.

Now everybody! The summer wind, came blowin in from across the sea…