Polls are closed and Number 3 won the day.
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Congrats to Smarty who came up with a simple caption, but which pretty much told it like it is:
“bitch”
He gets his choice of any 3 items from the Flopping Aces store.
The runner ups were Mike’s:
Obama to Hillary: “Girl, who does your nails? I can’t get mine to look like that and I went to same gal John Edwards uses.”
And Scott’s came in 3rd:
Sen Clinton said, “This much of your earnings belongs to you,” then she opened her arms wide and in a moment of honesty admitted, “…and this much of your earnings belongs to the village.”
Thanks to all who joined in on the little celebration of Flopping Aces reaching the 2 million hit milestone….until next time at 3 million.
I have it on good authority that the author of Caption #3 is a McCAIN SUPPORTER!!!!
Vote for #1! Don’t let a fellow Reaganite get beat by some moderate/lib type!
Noooooo, go #2! Daddy wants a Flopping Aces Stein!!!!!!!
Now that the cat is out of the bag, author #2 admits to VOTING FOR DEMOCRATS, including BILL CLINTON!
I still think you guys are fighting for the speedo
Not the speedo… I just ate!
I voted and how apropos to be 69 on a day like today
Just for you Mike
oh and our country of course!
I hope you had a great val. day too
I did! It was really funny.
Was I not supposed to vote for #3? I know Republicans are being told how to vote this year and all but I thought I could make up my own mind in a caption contest.
SO what do I win? I only voted for myself twice.
The winner, and your caption appears to be winning, gets any three items from the Flopping Aces store.
This thing is RIGGED!
Better the speedo than the thong
Number ONE is the best…..by far
THANK YOU DD2, aka Debonair Dude! Clearly a man of refinement and intelligence as demonstrated by your choice of the more origninal, and FUNNY caption.
Your blog confirms you are a person of exceptional character as well:
http://ourworldasweseeit.blogspot.com/
Oh Please! Number 1 beat the crap out of the rest!
“Bitch” isnt original.
Kimberly I was’nt aware Republicans are being told how to vote! That’s news to me.
We are stuck with who we have and if you dont want to wake up to President Obama, I sure would choose the lesser of 3 evils
But it’s your choice heh
I still think the participants in this contest have to pose for a picture in a speedo
Look in Obama’s eyes. Look at his face. If that isn’t the face that every man in America gets when he is thinking “Bitch”, then I will eat my hat. My Flopping Aces hat, that I will be winning, cause #1 sux.
Ha-Ha.
I am 6’1.5″, and about 260lb.
If you want to see me in a speedo, you are a sick, sick person.
I need to see if there is a “Flopping Aces” speedo, although that would make me prefer it if the site was called “Rock Hard Aces”, or “No, that isn’t a potato, Ace”.
Sorry Smarty…But the winner must wear either a speedo or a thong and pose for photos to be posted here.
Didn’t Wordsmith, aka, The Rigger, inform you of the rules?
Yes those are the rules Smarty,
300 lbs or not you have to wear a speedo for the Flopping Aces Calendar
Which we all get to purchase.
If you cant find one that size, you dont win.
LMAO Mike, Word the Rigger yall are killing me.
Marie: Beware the wrath of “The Rigger.”
His nefarious power is nothing to trifle with. Even Flopping Aces regulars are clueless to his sinister powers. But what we do know is shocking. Here’s a sample:
Above, The Rigger is hard at work brainwashing the minions at a secret Los Angeles nightclub that is his lair. Note the microphone in one hand as he sends instructions to the masses and the laptop in front of him as he monitors his worldwide empire.
Here the photographer nearly caught “The Rigger” in an unguarded moment, but he quickly flung his cape around him and hissed “Watch out or I’ll sic McCain on you.”
Finally, just one of the many examples of the ruthless power “The Rigger” has at his disposal. Shock troops around the country stand ready to do his bidding.
No wonder all these McCain-bots are voting for caption #3. They fear the wrath of “The Rigger” should they not obey his commands.
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LMAO!
You are too much!
You should win an award for Captioning/Cartooning this comic book like theme Mike
This is too funny.
3rd?! WTH!? Oh man, that is it! I am soooooooooo gonna bait Philly Steve and the Paulbots now. We’re headin’ for 3mil asap! I want a rematch!
(hehehehe)
Seriously, Congrats Smarty! Some pics are worth a thousand words, but sometimes a single word is worth a 1 million realities. Well done mon ami!
The whole thing was RIGGED!
hehehehehe, Mike rails because I voted for Bill twice and often for Dems for Congress….
…then he plays the Dem card that the voting was flawed, rigged, etc.
Sorry brotherman, but the Flopping Aces Diebold machine has spoken. Hang em high doesn’t mean let the chads dangle. Don’t even bother demanding a recount.
[hmmm, Mike really seems to want that speedo]
Mike just wanted the Speedo…..
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