Comments on: Two Million Mark http://floppingaces.net/2008/02/02/two-million-mark/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=two-million-mark Fri, 25 May 2012 17:39:04 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Bookworm http://floppingaces.net/2008/02/02/two-million-mark/comment-page-1/#comment-16277 Bookworm Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:09:41 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2008/02/02/two-million-mark/#comment-16277 Congrats on all the readers. I know each left better informed than when s/he arrived. Here are my submissions: 1. Oh, that's so cool! She really is made of ice! 2. With a little more practice, I'll look just like that Munch painting, "The Scream" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scream) 3. Yes, little lady. Just keep smiling. I'll get you in the end.

Congrats on all the readers. I know each left better informed than when s/he arrived. Here are my submissions:
1. Oh, that’s so cool! She really is made of ice!
2. With a little more practice, I’ll look just like that Munch painting, “The Scream” (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scream)
3. Yes, little lady. Just keep smiling. I’ll get you in the end.

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]]> By: Smarty http://floppingaces.net/2008/02/02/two-million-mark/comment-page-1/#comment-15522 Smarty Fri, 08 Feb 2008 17:25:12 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2008/02/02/two-million-mark/#comment-15522 1: "Silly girl, shouldn't you be baking cookies?" 2: "WTF is Bill doing here???" 3: "bitch"

1: “Silly girl, shouldn’t you be baking cookies?”
2: “WTF is Bill doing here???”
3: “bitch”

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]]> By: Bobby http://floppingaces.net/2008/02/02/two-million-mark/comment-page-1/#comment-15502 Bobby Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:50:27 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2008/02/02/two-million-mark/#comment-15502 1: "Now, now, dear, you know I am the rightful chosen one." 2: "Brothers, I am here to save you and the world!" 3: "She can smile without that cackle."

1: “Now, now, dear, you know I am the rightful chosen one.”
2: “Brothers, I am here to save you and the world!”
3: “She can smile without that cackle.”

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]]> By: Scott http://floppingaces.net/2008/02/02/two-million-mark/comment-page-1/#comment-15494 Scott Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:39:09 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2008/02/02/two-million-mark/#comment-15494 #1 Last night at the CNN Democratic Party debate, Senator Hillary Clinton was asked how she could control her husband to which she responded, "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." #2 Sen Clinton pinched her fingers together and said, "This much of your earnings belongs to you," then she opened her arms wide and in a moment of honesty admitted, "...and this much of your earnings belongs to the village." #3 "I must break you"-Barack Obama after the CNN Democratic Debate

#1 Last night at the CNN Democratic Party debate, Senator Hillary Clinton was asked how she could control her husband to which she responded, “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”

#2 Sen Clinton pinched her fingers together and said, “This much of your earnings belongs to you,” then she opened her arms wide and in a moment of honesty admitted, “…and this much of your earnings belongs to the village.”

#3 “I must break you”-Barack Obama after the CNN Democratic Debate

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]]> By: Barry http://floppingaces.net/2008/02/02/two-million-mark/comment-page-1/#comment-15154 Barry Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:44:29 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2008/02/02/two-million-mark/#comment-15154 #2 Those white girls sho are funny when you goose 'em #3 Dam, I wish she'd show a little cleavage

#2 Those white girls sho are funny when you goose ‘em
#3 Dam, I wish she’d show a little cleavage

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]]> By: Barry http://floppingaces.net/2008/02/02/two-million-mark/comment-page-1/#comment-15153 Barry Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:41:43 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2008/02/02/two-million-mark/#comment-15153 #1. Please stop grabbing my crotch

#1. Please stop grabbing my crotch

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]]> By: William http://floppingaces.net/2008/02/02/two-million-mark/comment-page-1/#comment-14694 William Mon, 04 Feb 2008 23:17:22 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2008/02/02/two-million-mark/#comment-14694 # 1 "keep the change you filthy animal" #2 "I once caught a fish, this big" #3 "she'd get it"

# 1 “keep the change you filthy animal”

#2 “I once caught a fish, this big”

#3 “she’d get it”

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]]> By: CentFla http://floppingaces.net/2008/02/02/two-million-mark/comment-page-1/#comment-14667 CentFla Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:32:58 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2008/02/02/two-million-mark/#comment-14667 #1 - No Hill, you can't be America's 2d Black President. <i>I</i> and going to be America's 2d Black President. #2 - Hey! Hey! Look Over Here!- I have <B>TWO</b> Black men with me here! That is way more oppression than just one black guy! #3 - I like big BUTTS and I can not Lie; You other brothers can't deny; Even white boys got to shout Baby got back

#1 – No Hill, you can’t be America’s 2d Black President. I and going to be America’s 2d Black President.

#2 – Hey! Hey! Look Over Here!- I have TWO Black men with me here! That is way more oppression than just one black guy!

#3 – I like big BUTTS and I can not Lie; You other brothers can’t deny; Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

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]]> By: Gregory Dittman http://floppingaces.net/2008/02/02/two-million-mark/comment-page-1/#comment-14658 Gregory Dittman Mon, 04 Feb 2008 18:25:39 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2008/02/02/two-million-mark/#comment-14658 1. Barak Obama and Hillary Clinton compete for the Tallest Tale Award at the MSN news conference. The winner's tale will be reported as fact by MSN. 2. "If I'm elected, your entitlements will be THIS big." 3. Bruce Wayne meets the Joker.

1. Barak Obama and Hillary Clinton compete for the Tallest Tale Award at the MSN news conference. The winner’s tale will be reported as fact by MSN.
2. “If I’m elected, your entitlements will be THIS big.”
3. Bruce Wayne meets the Joker.

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]]> By: Scrapiron http://floppingaces.net/2008/02/02/two-million-mark/comment-page-1/#comment-14648 Scrapiron Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:37:28 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2008/02/02/two-million-mark/#comment-14648 Hillary thinking 'he won't need an intern named Monica as long as I'm around'.

Hillary thinking ‘he won’t need an intern named Monica as long as I’m around’.

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