Heading down to San Diego for some R&R for the next few days with the wife. Gonna enjoy the beach and completely disconnect from the world which means none of my rants will be going up until Sunday or so.
Don’t think your safe tho, the rest of the fellas will still be ranting away.
Cya Sunday.
Ok, now that Curt’s away and SURELY NOT READING FA…we can let the truth out:
There is a secret organization that coordinates (some would say “runs”) things here on planet Earth. They will do anything to keep our energy supply flowing-ANYTHING. This group has a name, but for security purposes, I will call it “M.Incorporated.” It’s history goes back a long way and is actually more of a conglomerate of various other groups, organizations, aristocracies, and so forth.
Now, not so long ago word of this not-to-be named capitalist cabal almost leaked out (I’m talking before 911, before W’s invasion of Iraq, but around the time of the PNAC’s Pearl Harbor commitment). One of their foot soldiers had discovered an alternative energy resource; a hybrid of traditional fuels, but with far more efficiency. (Most media accounts pointed to “anonymous sources, but one called this so-called-person, “Randall.”)
To get this hybrid, high-octane, light-sweet energy, this group of imperialist animals was literally going to have to steal the energy supply from others and suck it out. Thankfully, the plot was discovered-mostly.
After the story broke, those poor peasants who were to have their energy sucked away were not intimidated by the running-dog/Haliburton affiliates. Nope, and without fear, they could not be controlled. They couldn’t have their energy resources stolen, and the child-like innocence of those who have all those energy resources has been maintained. The whole scenario could have turned into another Iraq if it weren’t for Mike and Sully uncovering Mr Waternoose’s evil plot. Besides giggles give more power than screams at Monsters Incorporated.
(hehehehehe gotcha)
Damn you Scott, you let the cat out of the bag!